There are two entrances to the building where I currently reside. On "P" floor there is a password-locked door next to where the security people sit, and on "G" there is a locked gate, which leads to the car park with a capacity of 6 cars (ie. tiny), then another door to the lifts.
The whole mess started on 14/Jan when I moved home.
As you can see from the link. I had more than 10 big bags to move. On that day I opened the gates which normally are closed so I could move faster so the lorry won't block the street for too long.
Bitch, one of the day-shift guards, marched up to me and said, "What's going on here?"
She insisted on standing there because the gate was opened and she said it was her job to keep the building secured. I gave her that. So she stayed.
10 minutes later I had moved all the bags inside the carpark and I closed the gates. I said, "You can leave now. The gate is shut." And she insisted she had to stay to watch the carpark (which was empty). She sounded like a responsible employee, except that she was actually listening to my cousin arguing with the lorry driver who suddenly decided to charge us an extra HK$200. I said to her, "It really is none of your business. The doors and gates are locked and they cannot come in. You should leave." Bitch said the same thing about her job required her to stay, blah blah.
What I did next was really childish and was what started the whole crap. I said, "You're old and fat and ugly and you make me sick. Now get out of my sight" (§A¤S¦Ñ¤SªÎ¤S¼Ë"Áö", §Ú"´£"¨ì·Q¹Ã§r! §A§Öd¨«§r!)
That totally destroyed her! She repeated what I said several times loudly. I couldn't be bothered to deal with her any longer and I went home.
Then her annoying abusive antics began...
No. 1
A week or two later, we crossed paths (literally) down the street. She was on her own and so was I. She looked ahead and whispered to herself (but in fact to me) at the point when we crossed paths "Crazy!" (·ö½u!)
No. 2
She refuses to open the doors for me or addresses me when she sees me around. This is a not usual practice with all other doormen in her company. All of them smile and say, "Hello Mr/ Mrs/ Ms Whoever!" when someone walks in.
No. 3
At times when me and 
left the building and walk past Bitch's seat she greeted loudly and cheerfully as if we are deaf, "Good morning Mr Kwan!" to which can only respond with a smile. Note : I was with and she did not greet me. I told not to respond in case Bitch thinks, "Ha ha even your boyfriend thinks you were wrong to call me old fat and ugly!"
No. 4
I went home with a friend yesterday. Seconds earlier she had just let a stranger (I think he was a gas company employee) into the building and she held the door open for him. She saw us, and quickly closed the door while looking into my eyes. I deliberate knocked on the door (which was made by glass so she could toally see me) to get her attention, instead of opening it myself. She looked at me for 3 seconds then carried on talking to the gas man. In the end the gas man opened the door for me.
No. 5
I was leaving for work yesterday and I walked past the carpark. Bitch was there chatting with the cleaner. When she saw me she yelled, "It stinks!!! It stinks of rats!!!" twice. (¦n¯ä§r!!! ¦Ñ¹«¨ý¦n¯ä§r!!!) Seriously, I could smell nothing strange in the carpark.
I have had it. Last night I decided that sometime this week I will go talk to her co-worker and ask him to tell her that will not put up with her non-sense. The reason why I have not filed a complaint is because I don't want her to lose her job. If situation does not improve within a week then I will write to the management company and have her removed from the building.
I consulted , who has not been very support since he believed that I got myself into this with my childish act. But this morning he said I should not warn her and should go ahead with the letter instead. But he also said, "I don't think you can get rid of her easily." And I replied, "Yea? I will pull a Shawshank Redemption and write to them every week until she disappears!"
I was very pleased that he took my side.
5 minutes later 's mum called. I told her what happened and now she is going to do the dirty work for me!! OMG!! 
Bitch is on leave today and will be back tomorrow for a little surprise!! Muahahahahaha!!!
What bothers him and his mum is the fact that, despite me saying something extremely stupid which I shouldn't have done (which I agree), Bitch should provide the quality service which we have paid for, and which her company has promised on their website.
I will keep you posted!
I would suggest 1/2 or 1/3 the sweetness for anyone out there who is interested in making one too! It was really easy to make though. I will definitely give it another shot with a modified recipe.
happens you can totally blame them! 
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